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I know- I know....Posting a personals ad seems a lil' desperate and a bit unconventional. And I also know that MOST of the replies to my post are fake. (I GET IT!) It never hurts to try though.

I figured I'd try and see what happens.(so here goes...)

I don't know how they expect someone to attract a person in just a few words or how someone can properly accentuate "assets" without sounding like a conceited wreck. Let's get straight to the point:

I have not been in a relationship in over 10 years now(by choice)[ask], I am looking for a friend to start with(someone to go out with and have to occasional drink, conversation, or walk with)Then see what happens from there. SOO...

ME: SWM, 41, 6'4", stocky build, romantic, likes conversation, comfortable to be around, plays well with others, and enjoys the rain.

YOU: SF, attractive, witty, mature, brutally honest, open minded, make me laugh/think/dance, like to work but prefer to play, caring, and enjoys life ( a little nerdy wouldn't hurt either!!)

My ideal match should be honest and caring with a good head on her shoulders that's sick of the games and really knows what she wants out of life. She should be very outspoken and love to talk.(after all good communication and honesty are what make any relationship) I like a woman a 'lil on the adventurous side, that isn't afraid to try new things; but isn't a complete adventure nut either. (if you know what I mean ) I'm just looking for someone who knows how to be a lady and not be when the time is permitting. Most of all I am just looking for a friend. She also has to be beautiful. ( there are two kinds: outer and inner) If I can't have both.........I'd rather have the latter of the two.

YOUR PIC GETS MINE

Thanks for taking the time to read my post!

All thats left now is weed out the Fakes from the REAL...

Talk with ya' soon!

Jimmy

Leo

A Few Extra Pounds

6' 4 (1.93 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Not Sure

Eyes

Branded, Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

Light Brown

Dog

No

Some College

Full-time

Research / Science / Engineering

Auto Technician, Geneologist, Actor/Poet

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

Friends Come Over Occasionally

No

Yes - Socially

Outcast

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious

Family, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

Depends on the person I'm with and my mood at the time.

ASK

Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Christian

On Holidays

I Don't Like Politics

My goal in life is to be Happy and .have someone to share that happiness with. Possibly see the world.

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, I'm A Movie Actor

Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Punk

History, Instructional, Nature, Reference, Poetry, Technical, I'm An Author

Enjoy attending social events with friends and family (both public and intimate)

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

Strong willed woman to start a friendship with and go from there.

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed